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Barney Fife of The TSA

from Bits and Pieces by W.B. and The Geezers

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Barney Fife of the TSA -
Lyrics by William Lake Music by William Crouch and William Lake

Hes Barney Fife of The TSA and hes keeping this country Safe
He knows Al Qaedas Tricky he knows their on the way
Hes on the watch for danger as hes checking out your shoes
And He knows that babys diaper is holding more than Poo

CHORUS:
And hes Nipping it.... Nipping It...Nipping it in the Bud
His middle Name is DANGER and he's always on alert
Hes a certified Technician In the Art of Body Search
Hes got a box of Blue gloves And hes ready to insert.. (Nip it,Barney)

Verse 2:
Hes Barney Fife of the TSA And Hes got his eye on you
He's on his toes... He's on patrol and Hes ready to Subdue
He's knows that Cuties pushup bra is holding more than boobs
and one quick squeeze is all it takes to keep this country safe

CHORUS:
And hes Nipping it.... Nipping It...Nipping it in the Bud
His middle Name is DANGER and he's always on alert
Hes a certified Technician In the Art of Body Search
Hes got a box of Blue gloves And hes ready to insert.. (Nip it,Barney)

BRIDGE: SOLO OVER VERSE

Verse 3:

Hes Barney Fife of the TSA and he's sniffing your shampoo
he knows that tube of KY is holding more than lube
That Granny in the wheel chair is a terrorist recruit
and once he checks her booty he knows he'll have the proof

CHORUS:
And hes Nipping it.... Nipping It...Nipping it in the Bud
His middle Name is DANGER and he's always on alert
Hes a certified Technician In the Art of Body Search
Hes got a box of Blue gloves And hes ready to insert.. (Nip it,Barney)

(Nip it,Barney)
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from Bits and Pieces, released March 21, 2020

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WB and The Geezers Navarre, Florida

An eclectic Country/Americana band that has its feet buried in the white sand of Northwest Florida's Redneck Riviera. W.B. and The Geezers is a merry band of sexy senior musician's who have embraced our second childhood with instruments and drinks in hand. We write, play and sing with experience and heart. Invite us to your event or party and we will give your guest's something to talk about. ... more

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